THE PERFECT JEANS
Sits low on the waist. Fitted, but not tight through the hips down to the thighs with a narrow leg opening. Slim but not skinny.
Made in our perfect, four way, dynamic super stretch fabric. As soft as a baby's bottom and stretches so your nuts ain't crushed.
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FIT DETAILS
Sits low on waist and is slightly fitted through hip and thigh14.5"leg opening (measurement from size 32)In Between Sizes? Size down, these suckers stretch!
FABRIC & CARE
Super soft and stretches for max comfort.
Weighs: W-10.5oz with 22% elasticity
Fabric: 64.5% Cotton; 30% Polyester; 3.5% Viscose; 2% Spandex
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For Perfect Men:Wash inside out in cold water. Hang to air-dry. Avoid the dryer for longer life.
·For lmperfect Men: Throw them suckers in the laundry like the rest of your clothes (best to dryon LOW heat).
Or don't wash them at all (like the rest of your fucking clothes).
Our fabric isdurable and will do just fine. (NOTE: Bandit/Black should always be washed inside out)
KEY FEATURES
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Sizing Guide
Our fit is trim, not tight, in the seat. It's relatively straight hipped with with a slight taper from the mid thigh down.
They fit true to size and do not require any break-in periods. The pants do not lose their shape or shrink after washing.
Measurements reflect garment dimensions. All units are in inches.
| Size (Waist) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
34 |
36 |
38 |
40 |
| Waist (in inches) |
29 1/4 |
30 1/4 |
31 1/4 |
32 1/4 |
33 1/4 |
34 1/4 |
35 1/4 |
37 1/4 |
39 1/4 |
41 1/4 |
| Hip |
37 1/2 |
38 1/2 |
39 1/2 |
40 1/2 |
41 1/2 |
42 1/2 |
43 1/2 |
45 1/2 |
46 1/2 |
48 1/2 |
| Knee |
14 1/4 |
14 1/2 |
14 3/4 |
15 |
15 1/4 |
15 1/2 |
15 3/4 |
16 1/4 |
16 3/4 |
17 1/4 |
| Ankle Opening |
13 1/2 |
13 3/4 |
14 |
14 1/4 |
14 1/2 |
14 3/4 |
15 |
15 1/2 |
16 |
16 1/4 |
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OUR GUARANTEE
- We take pride in our products as we believe they are amazing.
- However, we understand that buying things online can be daunting, especially for the first time, so we offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee.
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